Sometimes my brain finds it difficult to implement its superiority over my tongue, hands and basically every other part. I recently realized it’s not just MY brain, but many other brains too. So next time you want to drill someone back into the earth’s crust, just give this thought a moment-maybe their brains authority isn’t taken seriously in their bodies too.
Here’s why I think my head isn’t given the crown:
- Refusing things
Some other nut : Would you mind writing my assignment this week also? I have this terrible migraine and I just know that it’s going to get worse during the weekend.
Brain : WHAT?! Again? No, say NO WOMAN. Migraines can’t be predicted. COME ON.
Heart: Never hurt anyone. Even liars.
Tongue: Yeah sure, I hope you feel well soon.
Brain: He used to date your sister. Your friends call him uncle behind his back. He thinks he’s ‘as cool as ice’(don’t ask). You found porn in his phone-in 3 different languages.
Heart : People change.
Eyes: His hands are so big and beautiful, especially for carrying our child.
- Day dreaming/Procrastinating
Brain : If you start today, you can complete it without a fuss.
Eyes : The wall is a beautiful color. The table is so pretty, just like a butterfly.
Body: The bed is excellent, not leaving this place foreveeeer.
Sometimes my brain finds it difficult to control itself, let alone others
- Uncomfortable ‘better-avoided’ truths
Brain : SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT
Brain: OH MY GOD! YOU IDIOT! Why, why, why would you SAY THAT?
Brain : Why bother waiting for a turn in the trial room, it looked excellent on the mannequin and it’s bound to look the same or maybe even better on you.
Brain: Honestly, don’t you listen to me at all? You think you look like a mannequin? GEEZ, I sometimes don’t understand you at all.
- Checking out someone
Brain : Wow! Take an another look, come on, go ahead. It must have been a dream.
Brain : Great, now he thinks you are being creepy for staring. We are going to die alone, you desperate woman.
And the only reason why this battle makes me function in life.
Brain : It’s going to be a horrible week, and we have the ENTIRE WEEK to endure. Let’s go back and cuddle in bed.
Heart: If you work hard enough this week, maybe we could afford that sequel of ‘If tomorrow comes-Sidney Sheldon’ and those shoes you saw the other day, and also that-