There is a certain charm in little things. The saying ‘great things come in small packages’ is applicable to many things- like Tyrion Lannister. He is so amazing and that was incredibly rude! But I love that man to bits, so I hope it makes up for that insensitive remark. As always I have drifted apart. There is this tiny annoying prick that I can’t help but bump into at every corner. And you thought only your ex possessed that superpower. No, so do ANTS!
I have never really liked ants. On second thought, I have never bothered to have an opinion on ants. My gigantic stature convinced my brain that they were insignificant petty creatures. Ego, once again has proven that it’s silly notions are almost never accurate.
So I come back to my room after another exhausting (anything that involves movement is exhausting for me) day to find my bread packet thoroughly abused. I tried my best to keep it safe from leering little eyes that don’t miss anything by firmly bounding it with several rubber bands. But now it has this HUGE hole in it. This is why they say, you can’t always protect the ones you love. Granted it’s an advice to over-protective parents but I figured it’s applicable here too. Apparently ANTS CAN EAT THROUGH PLASTIC. Atleast the ones over here can! Or maybe I’m just assuming false things..NO, I’m sure they did that. You’d think those selfish little chewers would help prevent overload of waste and with global warming and all that with their power. But no, they instead prefer to use it to drill a hole in my bread packet, give access to all the other hogs they always travel with and then continue drilling into my favourite baked soft yet crunchy bread loaves that I had to travel
miles many steps to get!
I’m telling you, it’s not dinosaurs or Big-foot that we should be worried about. It’s these little monsters! It may seem funny now, but when you see them devouring your arm one day just because you left it out unarmed in the open within their reach you WILL think of me. Or maybe scream and collapse out of pain or shock instead. This is why I should never write a post after watching Game of Thrones- it’s meddles with my head and makes me visualise gory images. Bleh!