Lately I have been ranting about ants, roommates, periods..all completely reasonable things, in my opinion but now I have decided to take another step forward and torture you all by talking about myself. You are welcome.
Here’s a list of a few things that I can rant about all day.
1. Cotton Candy:
I literally can’t stomach this. Watching people eat cotton candy is my version of hell. Especially when they pluck a giganormous fluffy piece and stuff it in their mouths. When I hear the slight crunch, it makes me nauseous.
I like my neck bare. I can’t even tie a scarf without constantly tugging it and in the end , I end up strangling myself. Everytime. Turtlenecks are just like scarves except you can’t loosen it whenever you want. It tickles me at first, and then I get really really frustrated.
3. White coats
They(I’m not sure who but anyways) know medical students are going to deal with blood and more importantly goat piss (biochemistry). They could have gone with black, or red but no-no let’s pick WHITE that way when a clumsy oaf spills goat urine all over the coat, the stain will serve as a lesson for a VERY long time until he/she gets a new one and drops something more exotic on that too and then decide goat urine’s stain is definitely better than that and continue using the old one. Not that it’s happened to me or anything….
4. Table fans
I have this horrible fascination with the blades going round and round and round..you know? I always try to stop the blades with my little finger. Why, you ask? My theory is that my brain gets exhausted just by watching any sort of movement and so in some twisted way, my body probably thinks it’s doing that out of self-defense. Those blades won’t chop my finger off or anything,it’s all noise and no action much like some people in our lives.
These are just a few things off the top of my head. I can assure you that there are many many things that’s out there to get me. Maybe another time 😉