Just an undergraduate course, too!
So I’ll be daddy’s little BIG girl for a long time. And unemployed..till 2019 since I’m studying.
This is how I figure usual conversations of my friends and mine would flow in 2019 :
C(hot shot Charted accountant) – No..NO NO! I WILL NOT CHANGE my evaluation of your company’s statements. HAW!YOU think I can be bribed? Listen to me mister –Oh,guys I’m soo sorry, I’ll just be on the phone for two more seconds– Yes, what? Oh!..How many MK’S are we talking about?And shoes? Hm..okay I’ll see what I can do.
A(craves to be a mommy) : I just wish we could try again you know..like NOW. I know I know..I heard the doctor. It just feels like we are wasting time. I wish science comes up with an answer so that we can begin making our third baby while the second one is still in my uterus. Maybe one day. For now, let’s just wait for this one’s due date. *sighs*
L(the ‘mysterious’ dude) :
Number one :Just transfer 7 billion to the Zurich account. Yes. NOW.
Number two : Handle it discreetly.
Me : *prods random stranger since everyone at my table is busy with their phones* DUDE DUDE DUDE..this dude over here asked someone to handle number two discreetly..HAHAHAHAHA!
I’m gonna graduate in 2017. 😦
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I’ll still be slogging in college then! 😦
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I’m slogging in college right now! Best of luck for future slogging! 🙂
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Bwahaha! You have some pretty wild imagination. I graduated in 2012. God I feel so ancient!
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Hahah! Thank you 😛 I’d take feeling ancient to having to start your life while all your friends are comfortably settled in theirs, anyday!
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ur doing well as long as ur studying..u’ll realize this once u start working. The only good thing in working is that u get a salary at the end of the month after sloggin’ ur ass out for 30 days 😉
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Right now I get money from my dad as and when I require(NEED) :p I feel so guilty though, it’s like I’m doing no work and still getting paid to have fun.
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enjoy your studying days..u’ll so miss them once they are over.
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Haha… I love that. You are awesome!!!
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That’s so sweet! Thank you!! 😀 Must be a little of your awesomeness that has rubbed on to me while I stalked your blog! 😉
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You always know how to make me smile! You are so nice 😀 It is all mutual. Big hugs, dear 🙂 ❤
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Yes, definitely feeling a sentiment from you of anticipating the future far too much. Live in the now.
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That’s true!! It’s just scary to realise that I’ll be whining about the same things that my friends must have already finished complaining about before itself.
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An endless cycle of complaining!
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You will SO miss your university days when they are over! Enjoy your precious young adult days.
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We just had our cultural events this week! It was sooooooo goood 😀 I don’t think I ever want to graduate! I think my dad has other retirement plans than providing me funds for the rest of my life though.
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Ha hahahahaha!
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More than the realization of 4 more years to go, the realization that you will be stuck here in Chennai is haunting.
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Well, you can amaze them with your conversations on the phone in 2020.
“What do you mean he needs his kidney back? Inject him with a strong dose of Anesthesia, and I’ll talk to him when he wakes up day after tomorrow! I have a dinner date to get back to now!” 😀
** Jokes apart!! I’m sure your conversations will make more sense than my lame joke 😀
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HAHAHA! Damn it! The ‘inject him with Anesthesia to shut him up’ is supposed to be a top-secret procedure known only to those who toiled away 5 and half years in medical school. This is a very serious case of a security breach.
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yeah.. 😀 it was either that, or the old school method of “smack him in the head with a bat! ” 😀 Aaaand yes, i am the next famous person who will leak top secrets! Do not miss my website: Mickey_leaks 😀
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Then we might have to ‘rectify this situation’ *malicious grin* (I don’t know why, the instant I typed rectify the situation, all I could think of was that scene where Christian Grey refers to Ana’s virginity as the situation he has to rectify. :$ There goes my evil dramatic moment.)
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See I cannot compete with the Christian grey reference! 😀 And just like that… you found a brand new way to knock out people 😀 (quotes from fifty shades) and if I’m right, the train of thought started with anaesthesia! 😀
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ANA of anaesthesia! HAHAHA! The fact that you are still here despite that unfortunate quote from that book just shows how we are MEANT to be together! 😀
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Yeah thats coz I was wayyyy too curious about how your brain works… and I quote amy from tbbt “I’d love to cut up your brain to see what’s going on inside” 😀 😀 ** for a boring engineer, I’m making an awful lotta medical jokes :p
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Engineer YES! 😀 The company of doctors was overwhelming me since I can’t follow half their conversations! Look at us with our not so fancy-yet awesome quotes 😉 Instead of Shakespeare it’s EL James and Tbbt! 😂
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Yeah… thats my situation when I’m around with my colleagues ( the ones who talk about techno stuff) may be we should switch careers! Wait, brains twins isn’t a real thing, is it? :p
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I now have to give you a convincing yet confusing answer using big words to subtly show off my ‘vast’ medical knowledge. Brain twins is like photosynthesis. There! That’s the only big word I can think of for now! Hopefully you don’t remember much of 6th grade where they teach you all about photosynthesis and you’ll just assume I’m intellectually gifted.*sighs* I am a disgrace to the medical community, let’s just switch already!
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Hey!! You stole our technique…. thats how we answer our viva questions… ask anyone 😀 and photosynthesis is that awesome process where you have to keep the photo negatives in the dark room, and then in couple of hours, you’ll be able to synthesise the picture 😛 how cool is technology 😉 ** just kidding 😀 yeah… I am hopping to switch places…. but chennai is a big no no no for me :p can you ask iron man to move the college to bangalore? 😀
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Mythili, you crack me up.
wish science comes up with an answer so that we can begin making our third baby while the second one is still in my uterus. Maybe one day
Um, yes, why hasn’t science come up with that. But wait, having morning sickness while being 9 months prego – wouldn’t wish that on any poor woman. (well, okay, I’m no saint, I could think of a couple…but you’re not on that list!) Plus imagine, you’d be huge like an elephant. And at 9 months, trust me, you already feel like you’ve packed your trunk and entire car.
Kiss, Kiss! Muah!
Sandi
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Hahaha! Hiiiii 😀 IT feels like it’s been ages! I had cultural events at college so I was basically a zombie that was functioning solely on adrenaline most of the days. The pregnancy thing sounds horrible! There are days that I feel like my intestines are coated with nutella which is responsible for their sluggish movements. Did I just compare binging on nutella to being pregnant? It’s a miracle that I’m still allowed entry in medical school. :$
P.S. The list sounds interesting. 😉 My grandmother tops mine. Easily.
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Good luck slogging and if any dude transfer a couple of billions…use Euro, USD or SGD and sssshhhhh ha ha Have a chillax weekend my blog friend
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wishing you continued success
writing & graduating!
i’m hoping to graduate
someday 🙂
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Thank you! 😀
So am I 😉 But my someday will arrive only after we manage to successfully move to Mars.
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Hahaha! Oh God, I loved your post But definitely I loved the discussion that went on the comments more. xD
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I know right?! I love the community here 😀
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Ya great!
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